Second verse, same as the first

Thanksgiving Dinner Menu

Turkey
Seitan Roast (for vegetarians)
Stuffing
Salad
Garlic mashed potatoes
Cinnamon-glazed carrots
Greens beans with mushrooms marsala
Cranberries
Bread

Homemade pies:
Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, apple

Okay guys, the fam is trickling in and I'll be away for a few days as I tend to my guests. Looks like we'll have about twelve humans and three dogs for dinner. Wait- I don't mean that we're eating twelve humans and three dogs for dinner... oh, never mind. That's ridiculous.

(We're only cooking five humans. Twelve would be gluttonous.)

Want to come? The leaky air mattress is yet unclaimed. A bottle of wine and a good sense of humor will get you in the door.

Actually, bring two bottles. Just to be safe.

From my family to yours, have a very happy Thanksgiving.

My brother, sister and I. That's me in red
above and pink hat below. Here we're totally
rebelling by not lining up according to size.

We were such a cute bunch. What the hell happened?
(back to conformity- the rebellion was apparently short-lived)

I learned at a young age to trap the humans in a
box before cooking them for dinner.