Second verse, same as the first
Thanksgiving Dinner Menu
Seitan Roast (for vegetarians)
Garlic mashed potatoes
Greens beans with mushrooms marsala
Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, apple
Okay guys, the fam is trickling in and I'll be away for a few days as I tend to my guests. Looks like we'll have about twelve humans and three dogs for dinner. Wait- I don't mean that we're eating twelve humans and three dogs for dinner... oh, never mind. That's ridiculous.
(We're only cooking five humans. Twelve would be gluttonous.)
Want to come? The leaky air mattress is yet unclaimed. A bottle of wine and a good sense of humor will get you in the door.
Actually, bring two bottles. Just to be safe.
From my family to yours, have a very happy Thanksgiving.
I learned at a young age to trap the humans in a
box before cooking them for dinner.