"Baby fish mouth! Baby fish mouth!"
2 + PINK + LINES = YES, I'M PREGNANT
I thought the Pictionary clues would be so obvious! And yet even Bearette, who already knew I was pregnant, didn't get it. I should have just gone with my original idea, since you guys like our weekly grocery store phone conversations so much.
The grocery store
Mike: Hey, it's me.
Liz: I know. What, is the garlic looking terrible again this week?
Mike: No, I'm way past produce. I'm already in dairy.
Liz: Record time!
Mike: You think speed shopping is hot, don't you?
Mike: Well, I was getting your Stonyfield organic yogurts when I noticed that they also make a special yogurt for pregnant women.
Liz: Special yogurt?
Mike: Yeah. It's called Yo Mommy.
Liz: (sputtering laughter) Yo Mommy?
Liz: You are joking.
Mike: No, I'm not. It has added DHA and folic acid.
Liz: (howling) Yo, Mommy! Yo, Adrian!
Mike: It also has extra Vitamin D.
Liz: They should have called it Yo Mama, and then they could have printed a yo mama joke on the bottom of each lid!
Liz: Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant!
Mike: It think it's obvious why they didn't go with that marketing strategy.
Mike: So do you want some, or not?
Liz: (wiping eyes) Well, I guess you should get it, since I'm pregnant and all.
I'm around 11 weeks. We heard a nice, strong heartbeat on Monday and I officially lifted the gag order. By dinner time, Mike had notified the entire tri-state area and most of New Jersey.
We are thrilled. More details to come. :)