There's no bumper sticker for this one
I GOT MY MEMBRANES SWEPT IN VIRGINIA!
90% effaced, still 1 cm dilated.
The midwife swept my membranes this morning, and the whole time I had to fight the urge to call her Sensei.
Kreese: Sweep the leg.
Johnny: (looks almost capable of human emotion)
Kreese: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Johnny: No, Sensei!
Kreese: NO MERCY.
Yes, it was as uncomfortable as they say, but compared to what I'll feel later, it was downright enjoyable. So I enjoyed the sweeping of my membranes as much as one is capable of enjoying such a thing.
39 weeks and 6 days.