Friday, October 31, 2008

The Adventures of Lion and Nip

So I'm thinking that the last book in the series will be titled Nip Goes to Live on a Beautiful Farm in the Country, and the cover will show the giant breast collarless and leashless and being tossed unceremoniously from the window of a speeding car. Closer inspection will reveal that Nip has thrush AND mastitis AND nipple trauma and is looking a little fat for her pants. Really, it is Nip's time to go live in the country. Also, Lion is twelve years old and enough already.

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3 Comments:

Blogger His suzy said...

I'm trying to picture a breast in pants and it's just not working. lol

5:16 PM  
Blogger Caro said...

Has Nip tried genetian violet for the thrush. Be aware it does stain though. Good luck!

11:45 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

We beat the thrush with a prescription. knock wood, it will never return.

5:19 PM  

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