Thursday, October 30, 2008

New children's book idea

I'm thinking about writing a new children's series about a beautiful baby boy and his best pal, Nip. You might think that Nip is a dog, but you would be wrong! The first book will be called My Friend Nip and the cover will feature a giant breast sporting a leash and collar.

I briefly considered creating this cover in Fireworks, but I figured you all have plenty of imagination.

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9 Comments:

Blogger -clevergirl said...

I don't know what to say. But my jaw most certainly dropped after reading that!

3:28 PM  
Blogger Bearette24 said...

Oh my goodness. That may be too R-rated for the children's section ;)

4:38 PM  
Blogger His suzy said...

Children's book... or S&M manual? lol

5:38 PM  
Blogger Bearette24 said...

Suzy, you're right - the leash and collar!

It would be a very controversial children's book ;)

8:16 PM  
Blogger BabelBabe said...

is Hugh Hefner going to illustrate?

9:12 PM  
Blogger Roxanne said...

Oh gross...let's keep The Hef out of this please.

I immediately knew who Nip was since that's been the theme around here lately. ;)

1:07 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

I briefly wondered if people would interpret that as a S&M thing, but regular readers or anyone who looks at the post labels will know better. ;)

7:36 AM  
Blogger His suzy said...

Well, crap. What does that say about me? lol

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO - I have to say that this would be a brilliant idea. It would be one of those "Children's Books" that adults use as a coffee table book. I'd buy the entire series and have a reading party at my house!

Ok, back to lurking... but I still think it's brilliantly hysterical.

10:24 AM  

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