Ma'am, I assure you- we don't carry that.
Here's what happens when the baby starts hollering before you can finish your grocery list:

Labels: Baby, Funny, Grocery Store Talk
Thoughts from a professional bibliophile...

Labels: Baby, Funny, Grocery Store Talk
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That actually made me laugh out loud!
Apples (5-M) (5-B)
is that medium and big?
Also, I love finding people's discarded/lost shopping lists in the cart. I'm just nosy that way. ;)
Roxanne- good guess. 5 apples for me, and 5 for Mike. I like Fuji and he likes Granny Smith.
"Butt" was the beginning of Butternut squash, by the way... Lion's new fave. he loves it mixed with tofu. Lentils are OUT- DO NOT TRY TO FEED ME LENTILS, EVIL WOMAN.
I like Fuji, too. And Gala. Granny Smiths are too tart for me. Although I'm off apples for the time being - a 12-step type of thing. I used to eat 6 a day.
6 a day?! Seriously? But I guess that's not bad as far as addictions go... :)
I know, it was a little crazy. But better than heroin.
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