Stupid pet tricks
Liz: I can't tell you how weird it is to see Lion walking around the house.
Mike: I know. I see him crossing the room and I have to do a double-take.
Liz: It's like he's a miniature human!
Mike: He is a miniature human.
Liz: I know. I just can't explain what I mean.
Mike: It's like watching a dog walk around on his hind legs.
Liz: YES! Exactly.