Thursday, November 05, 2009

I can't argue with that.

Me: I bought a new song on iTunes today.

Mike: Which one?

Me: That Las Vegas song.

Mike: Dean Martin?

Me: No, it's a new one. It's something like, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas...

Mike: (laughs) Are you supposed to throw your arms around while singing it?

Me: I'm waking up, see? Stretching. But in Vegas, so I'm also wearing a feathered boa.

Mike: Are you sure they wear feathered boas in Vegas?

Me: I think they do.

Mike: I've never heard that song.

Me: Here, I'll play it for you.

Mike: (listens for a minute, trying not to roll his eyes) That's Katy Perry. The same one who sings that song about I kissed a girl and I think I liked it.

Me: Oh, really? Well, I like it! It'll be a good song for jogging.

Mike: This is like when you were obsessed with that Avril Lavigne song.

Me: Only for exercising. It was peppy.

Mike: Do you hear what she's singing about?

Me: Las Vegas.

Mike: Yes. And she lost her fake ID, and she's wearing some guy's class ring.

Me: You're saying I'm too old to listen to angst-ridden songs involving fake IDs and class rings?

Mike: You said it, not me.

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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Beeeeeeeeep

All I have to say is this:

I am so fucking glad this fucking election is OVER. If I get one more fucking political call at my fucking house, I will fucking* lose it.

(*sorry, mom)

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